BC: Oh, behave!

Preliminary odds: 1/6498 - 1/22498, depending on how you count it.

So on Sunday, I attended WiLD 94.9's WAZZMATAZZ concert. The line-up was bombastic:

• Ty James
• Ava Max
• Fletcher
• CNCO
• NCT127
• Ellie Goulding!
• Halsey!

Side note: If anyone gets the chance to attend these radio station mega concerts, I highly recommend it.

Back on topic, I attended this concert with a female friend with whom I have pretty good chemistry, but is taken and in a committed relationship. We were having fun and quite a few drinks ($4 shots of Fireballs and $5 shots of Crown Royal Apple), and I started pushing it a bit (arm around her, resting my head on her shoulder between acts). As it happens,  while we were 2 acts in, one of my client sits down in the seat right in front of me. Well, guess it's time to cut that s***.

There are 6500 reserved seats at the Shoreline Amphitheatre, and 22500 total including the lawn. Less the two seats we had, that's how I did my math. The devil on my shoulder was slightly annoyed he sat there, but the angel was frankly relieved. The mathematician in me concedes that the odds are beyond coincidental.